Days of Bonnie
An continuez memwar of Bonnie π
Hai fren! Boonie here... or umm... Bonnie? Bowney? Hmm, me forgots! Me iz Samoyed pup, borned wif no bruddas or sistas... just me, lone puppo, no siblinz.
Me iz, or waz, uh... super smurt doggo! One dai, me showz you shiny medal, me gots furst place at Sydni Royul Easta Show 2022. And oh, before me gotz me furrever hoomanz, me was called Sassinator! Now dey calls me Boonie... umm, Bonnie!
!Hai world!
Dis iz me firstest digital presense eva!
Da lady in da back? Prolly me momma.
Me knowz u hoomans can't get enuff of me divine self⦠here, have some moar, peasants!
β¦ fast forward 8-12 weekz, me shines brite at Sydni Royul Easta Show π₯
Yup, dat's me, alwayz a bit yellowish π½
Mmm... iz dat fud? π
Me pawrentz alwayz strugglin' to keep danger stuff outta me tummy
Yeehaw! Me waz a country gal π€
Here be pics of me blood fam before me waz abducted and me futurr darkenβ¦ housepup lyfeβ¦
Yuh, see? Me da champ π₯, center of da univere π
Tankz for stickin' around, enjoyz me spreadin' da fluff to da world!